A police office was staking out a hotel full of drunk bikers.
At closing time he sees a biker stumble out of the hotel, trip on the curb and fumble about for his keys for five minutes.
When he finally got on the bike, it takes another five minutes just to get the keys in the ignition.
Meanwhile, every other biker leaves the hotel and rides off.
When the drunk biker finally pulls away, the police officer immediately pulls him over and gives him the Breathalyzer.
The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0!
“How is this possible?” the officer says.
The biker laughs and says, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”